Help! I'm being repressed!
Peasant in Monty Python
When you're already being mauled by a bunch of bears in the forest, you don't shout out "Bring on more bears."
Vincent Bugliosi, And The Sea Will Tell, p. 317
We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it.
Said by Ellsworth Toohey, Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead, p. 305
The statistics on sanity are that one in every four Americans suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown, mystery writer
Sometimes the only appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Philip K. Dick, science fiction author
Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for any inconvenience. Source Unknown
Love is blind. Lust, on the other hand, wears dark glasses and carries a cane so you'll feel sorry for it.
E. B.
I walked into a door...again.- Isaac Burns
If I said "sex", to my boss, he would fire me.- Isaac Burns
After all, I enjoyed being the wiseass who stuck it to the man. -Isaac Burns
My pants look comfy and cozy, and are rolled up at the ankle to take into account my diminuitive stature. - Madeleine Black
Arguments in the 21st century are like dogs fighting. -Caroline Lemley
Just tonight my sister and I could not get over the fact that out almost 60-year old dad was wearing a dropkick murphys sweatshirt. -Anna Grillo
No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never satisfy a women, either. -Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Within three years of its initial release, classifying any intense friendship as "totally a Harry-Met-Sally situation" had a recognizable meaning to everyone, regardless of whether or not they'd actually seen the movie. -Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
“Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'” -Dane Cook
Peasant in Monty Python
When you're already being mauled by a bunch of bears in the forest, you don't shout out "Bring on more bears."
Vincent Bugliosi, And The Sea Will Tell, p. 317
We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it.
Said by Ellsworth Toohey, Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead, p. 305
The statistics on sanity are that one in every four Americans suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown, mystery writer
Sometimes the only appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Philip K. Dick, science fiction author
Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Source Unknown
Love is blind. Lust, on the other hand, wears dark glasses and carries a cane so you'll feel sorry for it.
E. B.
I walked into a door...again.- Isaac Burns
If I said "sex", to my boss, he would fire me.- Isaac Burns
After all, I enjoyed being the wiseass who stuck it to the man. -Isaac Burns
My pants look comfy and cozy, and are rolled up at the ankle to take into account my diminuitive stature. - Madeleine Black
Arguments in the 21st century are like dogs fighting. -Caroline Lemley
Just tonight my sister and I could not get over the fact that out almost 60-year old dad was wearing a dropkick murphys sweatshirt. -Anna Grillo
No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never satisfy a women, either. -Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Within three years of its initial release, classifying any intense friendship as "totally a Harry-Met-Sally situation" had a recognizable meaning to everyone, regardless of whether or not they'd actually seen the movie. -Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
“Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'” -Dane Cook
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